Greetings, fellow spirit seekers and ectoplasm eliminators!
Are you tired of your paranormal problems haunting you like an unpaid electricity bill? Do you find yourself reaching for your proton pack more often than your morning cup of tea? Well, listen up, because we have a proposition for you that’s spookier than a haunted fish and chip shop!
Introducing the Portsmouth Ghostbusters—a squad of courageous souls ready to tackle the supernatural shenanigans lurking along the South Coast of England. From the foggy shores of Portsmouth to the eerie alleys of Southampton, we’re on a mission to keep our beloved seaside towns ghost-free!
But hold onto your proton wands, because we’re not just any old ghostbusting crew. Oh no, we’re a bunch of misfits with a knack for raising both eyebrows and funds! Whether we’re busting specters at local fundraisers or crashing ComicCons in style, we promise to bring the fun along with the proton blasts.
Now, you might be asking yourself, “Why should I join this ragtag bunch of ghoul getters?” Well, aside from the thrill of the chase and the chance to sport our iconic jumpsuits (who doesn’t look good in tan?), we offer a sense of camaraderie that’s stronger than the grip of a poltergeist in a pottery shop. Plus, we’ve got snacks. Lots and lots of snacks.
So, if you’re ready to don your proton pack, strap on your ghost trap, and join us in our quest to make the South Coast a safer—and spookier—place, then look no further! Send us a message faster than you can say “I ain’t afraid of no ghost” and let’s show those pesky spirits who’s boss!
Remember, in the immortal words of our esteemed leader, Dr. Peter Venkman: "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"
Join the Portsmouth Ghostbusters today and let’s make ghostbusting great again!